Why is it?

I came up with this when I was reflecting on certain things. This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands.


1.Why is it such a chore to get up in the morning on a weekday and yet I bounce right out of bed at the same time on the weekend???

2. Why is it that when men look for things, if it's not right in front of them, they can't find it?

3. Why is it so depressing that some mums are sooooo well groomed and my attempts last for 5 minutes? That's when I start rooting in my bag for keys/wallet/tissue etc

4. Why is it that Thai ladies DO NOT sweat while I look like my face is melting in the heat?

5. Why is it that the minute I became a mum, I became like my mum??? AAARRGGG...

6. Why is it that motorcyclists here somehow aim for your car and not try to avoid it?

7. Why is it that my son somehow says the most embarrassing thing at the most inappropriate moment? Eg.. (in a lift) "Ewwww... I think that man farted" (in a stage whisper and pointing)

8. Why is it that when other people tell you about their children's embarrassing outbursts it doesn't seem so bad?

9. Why is it that little boys love gross things like farting, pooing, burping?

10. Why is it that grown men like farting, pooing, burping?

11. Why is it that the male species doesn't turn green at the sight of gushing blood, heads being chopped off, body parts being blown off..... but cringe at a really good romantic movie?

12. Why is it that when you really, really, really want THAT pair of pants, they don't have it in your size?

13. Why is it that that sinful, fattening chocolate cakes look and taste soooo good while healthy stuff somehow doesn't appeal as much?

14. Why is it so much harder to exercise than it is to open a pack of chips?

15. Why is it that men (OK, my husband) eats like a pig (seriously) and loses weight???? OK, he does exercise, but so do I (to a certain extent)

16. Why is it men and women have different levels as to what 'clean' means?

17. Why is it that all other infants I have seen are placid and coo while Sean was a whirl of arms and legs and screeched?

18. Why is it that I am heavier now than when I was 9 months pregnant?

19. Why is it that people can be mean and cruel to the helpless like children and animals?

20. Why is it that my dogs will always be happy to see me while my son may not when he grows up?